Stabby Sunshine

This little yellow ray of fucking sunshine is done playing nice. With a butcher knife in one paw and a deadpan stare that screams “try me, bitch,” this unbothered bear is rocking a belly badge that says it all: “feeling fucking stabby.” It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s clinically on edge. The perfect mascot for anyone who’s one minor inconvenience away from a felony.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4