Eat My Shortcake, Blanche

When Springfield meets Shady Pines, you know things are about to get wildly inappropriate. Rose is still clueless, Dorothy’s side-eye is sharper than Lisa’s sax solo, and Sophia probably lives next door to Moe’s now. This coaster is your perfect resting spot for a spiked lemonade and some absolutely unhinged girl talk.

 Because even in Springfield, thank you for being a friend hits just as hard — especially after a Duff beer.

Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4